I just want to feel like the lead in a movie like that could kick my ass in a fair fight. Who made the decision to go with the guy with glasses from Stargate: Atlantis? Give me some Lorenzo Lamas or Sasha Mitchell, please. One thing I hated about this film was how low it was on the Man Crush factor.
At the end of the movie, the rich guy assaults US servicemen (I think it was the Army) with a flamethrower. His girlfriend is afraid of snakes, but has one tattooed on her body. The rich guy, as I mentioned above, has marble pillars installed in his plane, along with a ceramic bathtub. They constantly refer to snakes as the "most cunning" of hunters, when they really aren't. One thing I dig about this film is its strange concept of reality.
If he was wrestling with one of the snakes, it might have been better. The movie just can't seem to carry on the momentum it started with the Navy SEAL in the pool. Also, if you rent it or buy it (my buddy bought it used for $2), a chick gets eaten out by one of the snakes. To track it, they use their own Boa or Python, and hilarity ensues.Īs you can imagine, people get eaten, they get shot by the rich guy and his hunters, and the dude and chick hook up. They're recruited by the FBI to track down a Boa or a Python (I don't remember which) that some rich dude with a body like Fei Long's who has a plane with marble pillars in it let loose just outside of Philadelphia for some kind of hunting thing. Python stars the hot blonde from Son of the Beach as the one who aced the Navy SEAL and that guy from Stargate: Atlantis that wears glasses as a nerdy snake man. Our friend who was hosting us rewound the scene, so we were introduced to the wonders of TiVo and Boa vs. Those who have seen this gem know that face. Under the water, the woman unlaced her bikini top, and the Navy SEAL made the best face ever. We were only casually following it, until the female lead challenged a husky Navy SEAL with a blonde mullet to see which one of them could hold his or her breath in the pool longer. I first saw this gem on the Sci-Fi Channel with some friends on a Saturday afternoon while we were figuring out what we were doing for the night.